Here it is after!
I painted it with some craft paint (the kind you get in little bottles for 89 cents at craft stores), and then Mod Podge'd some adorable kitchen themed scrapbook paper onto the back. I love the little handles.
All in all, I got this completed for about $7 - including the cost of the cabinet! I'm still working on getting the right accessories on it, but I think the ones I have now will work for the time being.
Such a fun, happy little cabinet in my kitschy kitchen. :)