My Mii is F*cking With Me

We got a Wii last Christmas. You get to make a little avatar called Mii that looks like you (or whatever you want, actually). I try to get my Mii to look as much like the real me as possible because I'm just anal like that. I've used Wii Fit and like it (not as a serious weight loss tool, but it's got its perks as a tool for measurement), but I've noticed a serious flaw.

Here's me before at my normal body weight (I'm the one in the red) - before I got pregnant:

Happy and svelt. That was my Mii.

Unfortunately, you can't tell Wii Fit that you're pregnant, so when I get on the scale to weight myself now it does this:

AND, to add insult to injury, it makes this boing sound, like something a cartoon would show if an elephant was jumping on a trampoline, every time I step on it. I don't appreciate that Wii Fit. I don't appreciate that one bit.

So, to the makers of Wii Fit, from all us pregnant ladies everywhere, I'd like to say heartily that you can kiss my fat pregnant ass.

xoxo,

Pin It